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Basically, I'm writing this long messy Jon Walker-centric story right now, which is what I ought to be concentrating on. But since the writing process for that fic currently consists of me wringing my hands unhappily and saying “Jon? Honey? Could you, like, react? Or, you know, just... do something? Anything?” in a pathetic little voice, while Jon sits in a corner and shrugs at me, I'm distracted by shinier things.

Like 2000 words of random Peterick silliness, yes please.

So this is a story written to amuse myself and, hopefully, others. Enjoy?

Bandom (FOB) | Pete/Patrick | R | 2000 words

Title:A Living Out Of Hope
Summary: Pete finds himself the unwitting subject of a rather personal bet, and goes on a rampage quest to find the one responsible for it.
A/N: This is set pretty early in the FOB history, I think. 2003-2004. Don't know if that matters at all though, that's just what I was thinking when I wrote it...

( You want to fuck Patrick Stump. )

Um, yeah... so I never thought I'd actually get into bandom, let alone write it. redorchids has been trying her best ("It's sunshine and puppies, Fanny! And look at the pretty boys in their pretty eye liner!") -- but somehow, it hasn't hit the spot yet. (Partly because I'm too embarrassed. A lot of bandom tends to involve a lot of smut, and my reaction to smut is to clap my hands over my eyes.)

Yes, this was true until I was on my way home from her place recently, and BAM! Inspiration hit me. I really had no choice in the matter.

So this is my first ever bandom fic (Fall Out Boy, to be specific)! Since I'm not well into the 'verse, I'm bound to mess up with the "canon" -- I have no idea of who the boys are dating in real life, for example, and little things like that. But hey, a story is a story is a story, yeah?

Without further ado, here is the story (and thanks to cynicsandsaints for the feedback on the first draft!):

Title: Sunday Morning, 3 AM
Summary: Damn Joe and his tequila! Alcohol makes Patrick do lots of stupid things he doesn't want to (and some things he does).
Length: 3500
Rating: R, for language

( It had been a rather nice kiss, was the verdict. )


...and redorchids, this is all for you. Hugs. <3